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The Worst Fathers of All Time (Results)



Results by Percent::
Titus Andronicus  33.9%
Darth Vader  20.8%
Ivan the Terrible  20.4%
Marvin Gaye, Sr.  12.9%
King Laius  12%



Results by Raw Votes (876 Total Votes)::
Titus Andronicus 297 Votes
Darth Vader 182 Votes
Ivan the Terrible 179 Votes
Marvin Gaye, Sr. 113 Votes
King Laius 105 Votes

Current Leader: Titus Andronicus!

   Who can resist the nutty appeal of Titus Andronicus? He is yet another example of how truly disturbed the Romans can be. Sure, he was a fictional general and some people say this play wasn't even written by Shakespeare, but no matter who created him, when a man kills his daughter to end her embarrassment, he's in the running for the Worst Father of All Time. To his credit, he did avenge his daughter's death by serving up a People Pie.

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This article was written by Chuck Werner (III), and is dedicated to his father, Chuck Werner, Jr. and his grandfather, Chuck Werner, Sr.