We here at Master Ninja Enterprises know that not everyone has the chance to be berated and derided by Evil Ninja every day. Evil only has so much time, and we only have so much patience. So instead of worrying about getting an insult from Evil Ninja personally, we've invented Evil Ninja's Insult of the Day. That's right - each day, a new, probably-not-repeated insult for you and your friends.

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Step 1: Admit Evil Ninja's genius.

Step 2: Put the following HTML in your website:

Step 3: Enjoy.

    This is one of the many small gifts that we at Master Ninja Enterprises, Inc, gives to our loving and adoring fans. Please do not betray us, or we will kill you while you sleep. Thank you for reading Master Ninja!