You've been in this situation before - you're at a party and you get hooked into the bartender role. So, you're mixing drinks for friends and strangers, and they ask for something new, but you're a fucking uncreative bastard. That's where we come in! With Master Ninja's Mixed Drink of the Day, you don't have to think, you just have to mix!

    Sure, these drinks are probably no good, but they have fun names and they're generated by a computer. And really, aren't all things generated by a computer good? Sure they are!

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