Some sites, who might consider themselves 'legitimate', have 'editorials'. An editorial is an article where some blowhard tells you what he thinks. But no one cares what he thinks. Master Ninja has rants. In a rant, some blowhard gives a fictional account of how he thinks, heightened with moronic rheotoric and foul language to make it less informative but more readable. You might not care what we think, but at least we make it funny.